If you want to be considered to one of my Pay Piggies, Human ATMs, etc., tell me if you are looking for a contract or "wallet rape on demand" what you think your budget is (LOL), etc.  Of course, don't expect me to even read your message if you haven't sent a tribute first.


*****Every message should start with:  *******************


I just sent you a tribute from...

take my money

Please Take My Money

happiness is expensive


I want to pay for your time and ask you a couple of questions.  **Make sure you send tribute before contacting.  Start communication with the email address from which you sent the tribute from and give amount tributed.  After confirming, you will be allowed to ask your question.

keep calm and give me all your money

Ready to Serve

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