I don't like to repeat myself. When I get annoyed, it results in more money you are going to have to pay for your annoyance fee. Here are some questions and comments I have heard more than I care to.  I am going to put them here so they can be referenced and answered without bothering me.
What if you find this website offensive or you think I should have more customer service?
Let me take this opportunity to laugh loudly in your face and tell you what a pathetic loser you are. If you find this offensive- Don't bother wasting my time telling me about it BECA-- -- USE I SIMPLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR TEARS.
If you aren't interested in becoming a client, what are you doing on my website anyway? You don't like it, then take your crybaby attitude and go suck your thumb some where else.
What if you don't have a lot of money or can't access it without your wife knowing.
Financial Domination is for the Elite and high class society. If you are married and can't touch your own money, you are already being financially dominated. What do you need me for? Plus, if you don't like your wife, it's your own fault. You are the idiot that married her. That is not my problem and to be totally honest- I couldn't care less. If you aren't sending me money, gifts and doing exactly I say, we have nothing to talk about.
How about you start holding your breath till I care? START NOW!
If you are a cheapskate or unsuccessful, do yourself a favor and don't bother me. Humiliation is one of my gifts and specialties. If you don't heed my warning, you will just end up in therapy, which will cost you a lot of money anyway.
Do I give student discounts?
To all the students who want to ask for some kind of discount while they are going to school, let me stop you there.
What benefit do I get out of you going to school? Do you really think I would invest my time in some loser I don't even know?  I don't care if you are an honor student or failing. There is no guarantee of any repayment.  I am not seeking long-shot or high risk investments.
I am seeking cash, gifts, being spoiled any everything I want. I don't have patience with clients for a couple minutes. You are dreaming if you think I would even consider putting up with you for years and having to wait for payment!! You pay before you get a second of my time.  NON NEGOTIABLE. NO EXCEPTIONS FOR ANYBODY.  That is what your credit cards are for. Bite your tongue for even thinking about asking. If you really want to see me, you can do some creative fundraising and make it happen.  Do you walk into a store and tell them a sob story about how you want an item in the store but can't pay for it?  I don't think so.  They require payment before you get the item and I require payment before you get any time or attention.
Do I feel bad about taking your money?
Not for a second. You seek me out. While you are sending me money and gifts, while telling me how much you love the process. Our initial contact starts with you asking me (usually begging me) to take control over you.  You admit wanting to do what I tell you to do but can only bring yourself to do so if I demand you to do so.  I guess you feel it relieves you of responsibility somehow.
If you donate money to any cause, do they feel bad for accepting it? No they don't. So why should I? That is a rhetorical question. Save your answers for somebody that might actually care. I do not.
Will you get to touch me at any time?
I hope you aren't stupid enough to ask me this question. For anybody that was dropped on their head- YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TOUCH ME FOR ANY REASON. Losers aren't my type.
